Any ephedra product users willing to be interviewed for a magazine article?

MC begged

First name, Santa, last name, Claus. And Ephedra didn't work for me. But my elves love it!!

Yeah, well I'm not afraid to say it, George: EPHEDRA. There, see? I said it! It may seem shocking to you, George, but it's just a word like all the others. Come on, George, join the ranks of mature MFW posters who aren't afraid to tackle serious topics. Come join us in...

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<wait for it>

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<stay with me, here: it's worth it>

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The Ephedra Monologues.

<tada!>

I'm still here.

Doubtful.

Oh. Yes. That would be a good title.

George, meet Luis. ,meet George.

Try that again.

George, I would like for you to meet Luis. Luis, this is George.

I never took the Ephedra - for me it was straight to Ephedrine. The purity and the consistency of the rush had me from pill one.

-Scott Johnson 'Always with the excuses for small legs. People like you are why they only open the top half of caskets.' -Tommy Bowen

Even my dog's on ephedrine. It's common for large dogs to get urinary incontinence after spaying, and the vet recommended Thermo-Lean. Wondering why, I searched on the net and found that ephedrine is the most commonly prescibed treatment. (Thermo-Lean doesn't even have ephedrine, maybe he meant ThermoPro). Anyway, I was giving her one 8mg ephedrine tablet twice a day, then upped it to 2 tabs/twice a day. It worked for a while but the problem returned, so I took her to the vet again because I was afraid to give her more.

The vet said to raise her dosage to 24 mg 3x/day, and said that's still nowhere near the limit. The dog weighs about 85 pounds. That put the ephedrine hysteria in perspective for me.

Chocolate anyone ?

I guess thats a good reason why ephedrine dosage cant be corelated between dogs and people then.