Cattle Balls????

I've been reading post after post about this supposed 'Miracle Pill' of Cattle Balls (apparently, there's even books and videos put out by some crazy Russian, where they are pronounced 'Kettle Bells'

I mean, WTF? Sure, I've heard of Rocky Mountain Oysters before. But is there some research or anything that indicates that Cattle Balls increase muscle building? Is that why the rumour started that Red Bull was made from Bull Testicles?

Shit, I've even seen some here recommend these be used for lifting. For everything from military presses to deadlifts, a miracle cure for shoulders, bad backs, and virtually any other topic that comes up. OK, bulls get massive, but how big can there balls really be? How many bulls are castrated to make up a 30kg Cattle Ball?

Sure, we've all heard the Milo story. But he was lifting the whole bull, not just the balls.

So, can someone enlighten me? Do you lift them, or eat them? Or both?

Do you have to use a turkey frier to cook up those breaded 30kg cattle

Is it proper to use an electric carving knife to cut up and serve said mega

You are not funny, Lee Michaels. You and most of the other regular posters are dangerously dumb.

You don't drive a car I hope.

Finely the truth. Some serious questions needed to be ask about them. Mike

Here's the deal. They are electronic listening devices being planted by a KGB mole that has lost contact with their handlers in Moscow. This, of course, is due to the fall of the Soviet Union but an agent by the name of Pavel fell and hit his head one night while consuming huge quantities of Finnish vodka. When he came to, he heard what he thought were messages from Moscow coming from his toaster. He is now recruiting unsuspecting Americans and Canadians with some bullshit about old Russian strength training to help him distribute them to the masses while he collects data and transfers it back to Moscow via the coffee maker.