Last week..
Tuesday morning. Wake up. Eye feels funny. 'Huh.. thats weird' Tuesday afternoon. Eye, all red. Hmm.. that doesn't look good. Tuesday evening. Eye is lactating. Puss coming out.
Wednesday morning. Eyes closed shut from puss. Wednesday afternoon. Visit Dr. K. Yep, Pink Eye. Highly Contagous. Perscribe drops. Stay home, don't rub eye. Wednesday evening. Really itching to work out. It is chest day and I hate missing chest day. Eye looks slightly better, who will know. Walk into gym. Bump into Dr. K. 'Heh, that's funny Dr. K. I didn't know you came here'. 'Should you be here Matt?'
Busted.
Matt
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