OT: Hot sauces

While at the local Southwest place here in town for dinner last night with my family, I was in the mood for spicy so I asked for hot sauce. 'How hot?' came the usual question. I was first given something Jamaican that, after trying on my food, I put on my finger and ate straight - it just wasn't all that hot. So I asked for really hot.

I was given a bit of something that said on the bottle, 'Beyond Intensity' and, I think, 'Da Bomb'. This was _good_. A bit of it on my food and I started to sweat. Which one of those was the brand name and which the particular hot sauce and, as hot sauces go, how hot was this one? It made me happy, happy, happy, although for regular use, it was too much for me.

Steve 'some like it hot, including me' Freides

Judging by the company it keps (ie. http://www.cosmicchile.com/pepperextracts.html) Da' Bomb is not a hot sauce, it's just heat.

One of my favorites which definitely qualifies as KISS (keep it simple stupid

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The hotest hot sause, with the possible exception of chemical grade capcicum, is Dave's Insanity.

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Yeah, but this one, as I reported, says 'beyond insanity' right on the label.

Dave's Insanity? Not even close.

Both da Bomb and Endorphin Rush are way hotter; however, I can't eat either of these unless it's mixed into chili or salsa. Another sauce I find unpleasant to eat is 100% Pain. Maybe someday I'll be able to get past the diaphragm spasms.

Batch #114 is most excellent IMHO, not too hot to be unpleasant, but hot enough to get the 'buzz.'

When I was visiting my nephew in L.A. I videotaped a friend of theirs doing a shot of Dave's Extra Insanity Sauce. Poor bastard never did a second shot let alone finish the bottle by midnight to win the $80 bet.

If you're into the hot stuff, find a Thai restaurant and order the Papaya salad. At one restaurant, my wife and I were sharing a papaya salad and I watched her make duck lips and plunge them into her water glass like one of those drinking birds. Then she asked me if she had blisters on her lips.

Eat safe!

Milk or Yoghurt are good for easing the burning. The fat coats the tongue. Beer is also good. You just get drunk and take the pain..

Water can sometimes just wash it onto other bits of your mouth that haven't yet had the pleasure...

A clear reference to Dave's. I cannot imagine a hot sauce hotter than Dave's. I'l have to look for 'Da Bomb'.

Yeah! Tried that in San Antonio a few months ago! Tastes great but found it to be a creeper sauce...you just taste the sauce and then a few minutes later you realize your mouth tastes like tin foil and your drowning in your own sweat. Too bad they only had the sampler bottle.